I lived in the woods for fifteen years and saw my fair share of squirrels. I don’t mind them much, even when they raid my feeders, but I do mind when they start destroying things.
I was warned about the army of tree rats that seem to colonize this little town. I’ve seen them by the dozen in a single yard. They caused several thousand dollars worth of damage to my sister’s place and keep her as mad as a hornet all summer long digging in her plants.
I was warned. And so it begins.
And he contemplates his strategy.
He’s got his eye on the prize.
No problem scaling that screen
Well, what now, dummy? Can’t get a grip on that glass?
Time to plant the 4×4.